It may seem to you that I write a blog post every day. The truth is, I do not. I write a whole bunch of blog posts all at once when I have the time. On a daily basis I’m lucky if I get a shower and dinner on the table, so I use the magic of technology to help me. Using this magic I set my posts up so that at 6am Pacific time, Monday through Saturday, they publish themselves. I think the process involves a little man inside the internet checking his watch or something. We learned about him at engineering school, if I remember correctly his name is Bob.
Anyways, sometimes Bob takes a break at an inopportune time, and a post sneaks out. That must be it because I could never make a mistake. I’m practically perfect in every way. Bob, on the other hand, may have a bit of a drinking problem. I’m pretty sure I’ve smelled something on his breath.
Yesterday, while Bob was sleeping it off, a second post snuck out. The post that was meant for today. This left me in something of a bind. So I’m afraid I have nothing brilliant or profound to share with you today. But tomorrow, well, I’m all set up with something inspiring and moving and heartfelt. I believe it’s a recipe for macaroni and cheese.
In the meantime, please don’t be too hard on Bob. He usually does a very good job, all things considered.